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You can try to bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to be put from pen to paper, but you would fail, just like all of you flamers do in real life.

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As hard as it may be for you to fathom, some of us here are actual fans of the Final Fantasy series (pre FFX) and Square's work in general. I hate to use that word but you've made me that serious. Step away from the computer, drop the ham sandwich and back the FRACK off, gaijin. I never thought I'd see such blatant trolling as I have in this forum.Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.

Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of 'Ultimate Vidcon Snack'.

They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable.

It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity).

I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad.

Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes.When Michael Jordan infects Hoopz with type-2 diabetes.Jordan, you motherfucking baka, you sick motherfucking goddamn BAKA!.I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.